Congratulations! You made quite the impression on this season’s bachelor — you stood apart from the group, but you didn’t cause SO much drama that it distracted from the whole night. This blandly handsome man wants to know more, and he gives you the First Impression rose!
Well done! While you didn’t get the First Impression rose, clearly this season’s Bachelor was intrigued enough to want to get to know you better. Now you just have to spend the next few weeks being more interesting than all the other girls who ALSO got a rose. You got this!
Womp womp. While you didn’t cause too much drama, you also didn’t cause ENOUGH drama, and this season’s Bachelor didn’t really have any opinion of you by the time the rose ceremony rolled around. You might not have gotten the rose, but at least you kept your dignity.
Yikes! You didn’t even MAKE it to the rose ceremony, because you caused such an uproar that production decided you were a liability. They put you in a limo and drive you straight to the airport. But hey, at least you’ll be famous for that one episode!
You either drank too much or you just got so tired of the proceedings, but before the rose ceremony even took place, the bachelor found you passed out on one of the couches out by the pool. He sweetly draped his suit jacket over you to keep you warm while you slept, but once you wake up, a production assistant will hand you your suitcase and send you back home. Oh, well.