WARNING: These Pictures From The 2008 VMAs Will Make You Feel Old AF

Talking of which, the Jonas Brothers were there wearing their purity rings, which absolutely did their job.


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As was Rihanna, who performed “Disturbia”, “Seven Nation Army”, and “Live Your Life” on the night.


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Christina Aguilera went for all black everything, both on the carpet and when she took to the stage to perform “Genie in a Bottle” and “Keeps Gettin’ Better”.


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Pink, who I think was just born with this haircut, looked radiant on the carpet, and later performed her smash hit, “So What”.


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“Treat others the way you want to be treated. Have no shame in your game- I’m frugal and love to shop sales/clearance sections. I get a lot of questions about where I shop, and although I do shop at brand-name stores, I also raid thrift shops and garage sales for good finds. In fact, most of my outfits that I get lots of comments on cost less than a dollar,” she told BuzzFeed.

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“Well in my Emmy speech I mentioned, you know, putting on imaginary capes. Tonight, this cape is not imaginary, it’s rainbow-colored,” she told Vogue on the red carpet. “And we got the black and brown, you know. I’m reppin’ my community, and I want everybody to know that you can be whoever you are, and be completely proud, and be doin’ it, so…let’s not be afraid of who we are.”

Here's What The “Hotel Transylvania 3” Voice Actors Look Like In Real Life

So, uh, last week I watched Hotel Transylvania for the first time while I was running on a treadmill at the gym, and, wow, now I guess I’m the franchise’s biggest fan.


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Since I’m basically a 55-year-old mom who feels the need to be on IMDb or Wikipedia during a movie so I have fun facts to say out loud while people are trying watch the TV, I now know that Hotel Transylvania 3 HAS THE BIGGEST, MOST AMAZING CAST EVER.


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Here’s what the voice actors look like next to their Hotel Transylvania 3 characters (and I hope you say, “Omg, they’re in this, too?!” like I did after every new name):

Eunice, voiced by Fran Drescher


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FRAN “THE NANNY” DRESCHER IS IN THIS?!

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The Kraken, voiced by Joe Jonas


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Wait. JOE “I HAVE BROTHERS” JONAS IS IN THIS??

Murray, voiced by Keegan-Michael Key


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Keegan-Michael “Playing House Is Underappreciated” Key is in this, too??

Johnny, voiced by Andy Samberg


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Andy “Justin Timberlake’s Best Friend” Samberg is in this??

Mavis, voiced by Selena Gomez


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Selena “Wizards of Waverly Place Deserves An Emmy” Gomez is in this?!

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Drac, voiced by Adam Sandler


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OK, I think I knew he was in this.

Van Helsing, voiced by Jim Gaffigan


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Jim “HOT POCKETS” Gaffigan is in this?!

Ericka, voiced by Kathryn Hahn


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Kathryn “I’m In Everything” Hahn is in this??

Wayne and Wanda, voiced by Steve Buscemi and Molly Shannon


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Molly “Mary Katherine Gallagher” Shannon is in this and her character is married to Steve Buscemi of Steve Buscemi fame??

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Frank, voiced by Kevin James


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Kevin “Mall Cop” James is in this??

Griffin, voiced by David Spade


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AND DAVID SPADE??

Stan, voiced by Chris Parnell


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Chris “Dr. Spaceman” Parnell is in this??

Vlad, voiced by Mel Brooks


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The Mel Brooks is in this?!

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Chupacabra, Jaime Camil


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Jaime “THE BEST CHARACTER ON JANE THE VIRGIN” Camil is in this?!

Crystal, voiced by Chrissy Teigen


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And, finally…CHRISSY TEIGEN OF TWITTER FAME IS IN THIS? HAVE I BEEN LIVING UNDER A ROCK? WHAT IS THIS MOVIE AND WHERE CAN I SEE IT?!

Hotel Transylvania 3: Summer Vacation is currently in theaters. Hopefully now you won’t be the person in the audience who goes on IMDb to figure out who is voicing who.