23 Times Jessica Simpson Out-Jessica-Simpson'd Herself

1.

When she told a story about her husband giving her a massage — while asleep:

2.

When she said her longest relationship was seven years, except with a woman (I think she was talking about her friends):

4.

And did cupping as a remedy:

6.

When she confused tuna for chicken and it became one of the biggest pop culture moments ever:

7.

And then poked fun at it years later:

9.

When she read her mean tweet:

10.

When she was the queen of New Year’s:

11.

When she walked in the rain to fight insomnia:

Walking in the rain to fight insomnia ☔️ (living in this @JSCollection jacket)
https://t.co/ST5uKYm2wX

05:27 PM – 04 Feb 2019

12.

When she ripped her pants and had to wear her mom’s pants:

14.

When she thought 25 was “almost mid-20s”:

18.

When she forgot to look at price tags:

20.

When she categorized shopping as a sport:

21.

When she and Ozzy Osbourne did the most bonkers rendition of “Winter Wonderland“:

22.

And lastly, when she tweeted one of the best tweets of all time: