It’s that time of year again, when Game of Thrones is in full swing and we want to know everything there is to know about the show and the cast.
Well, before Season 7 kicked off, BuzzFeed was lucky enough to meet up with a few of the stars of the show. Not only did they tell us some excellent behind-the-scenes secrets and let us know what their ideal spinoff shows would be, but they also sorted celebrities into Game of Thrones houses for us. And we of course then illustrated a few.
Here are the humorous results…
Sophie Turner: I was about to say Gryffindor. Erm, Stark!
Pilou Asbæk: Targaryen.
Gemma Whelan: No, I say Tyrell!
Jacob Anderson: Team Dany. Targaryen. [fist-bumps chest] She’s a Targaryen.
Liam Cunningham: Ooh, Unsullied? [laughs] He’d be in Dorne, wouldn’t he? He’d be somewhere warm and glamorous and full of niceness.
Gemma: Oh, we want him – Greyjoy.
Pilou: Sand Snakes. [laughs cheekily]
Sophie: Tom Hardy. Ooh, Tom Hardy… Ooh, maybe Lannister? I feel like he’d play Lannister really well.
Liam: I think he’d be a good Martell. Or Tywin’s brother or something like that. You know what I mean? He’s quite Shakespearean, isn’t he? “Make it so.”
Pilou: The Greyjoys. [smirks and both laugh]
Rory McCann: Is he not in a house of his own?
John Bradley: [laughs] Erm, Stark because of the integrity.
Sophie: [bursts out laughing] Stark!
John: Lannister. Yeah, 100%.
Daniel Portman: Slytherin. Erm, sorry.
Jacob: [bursts out laughing] Agreed… He’s an Ironborn, I reckon.
Daniel: Yeah, he’s an Ironborn. Yeah he is, isn’t he? [does impression of Danny Dyer]
Pilou: That’s the Starks.
Gemma: Oh OK, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Isaac Hempstead Wright: A jester. He’d be the court jester, I think.
Rory: [thinks] Probably Lannister.
John: Yeah, probably Lannister. Or Tyrell. One of the others.
Sophie: [nods and smiles] Stark.
Daniel: She’s a Stark. [changes his mind quickly] No, no she’s not. She’s definitely a Lannister. She’s got Lannister written all over her. Just in terms of, like, blonde, and she’s got a bit of a lioness thing going on.
Jacob: [laughs] In terms of blonde?!
Daniel: They’re meant to be blonde!
Jacob: Oh yeah, that’s true. Sorry, my bad. Ignore me.
Isaac: Oh, he’d be a Stark.
Aidan Gillen: I thought he’d be a Lannister.
Isaac: Ooh. No, he’s too nice.
Aidan: It’s just his hair.
Aidan: Snoop impersonated Littlefinger on TV while smoking a joint with Seth Rogen. That was pretty interesting. So he’d have to be wherever I’m at, but I don’t really have a house.
Jacob: I feel like he’d be the fool or something of one of the houses.
Daniel: [bursts out laughing] Who’s the useless one? He’d be the useless one. Whatever the useless one is.
Jacob: [laughs] He’d be a Ravenclaw.
Daniel: Yeah, Hufflepuff. Can we make up a house for Ed?
BuzzFeed: You can.
Daniel: House Miliband then. He’d be a nice Miliband, wouldn’t he?
John: [thinks] Targaryen.
Isaac: I’d say Greyjoy.
Aidan: He looks a bit like a Greyjoy, you’re right.
Isaac: Like, a Tully. Inoffensive and [under his breath] bland. No. [laughs]
Aidan: Maybe. He looks a bit like he could be a Tully. Yeah, I might agree with you on that one.