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52 Thoughts I Had Watching “Game Of Thrones” This Week, Including “DREAM TEAM”

1. Oh crap, Eastwatch is on the opening credits map.

2. And there was no “nudity” tag this week, just “violence.”

3. That usually means lots of bad things happening to people.

4. Bronn must be an excellent swimmer to drag Jaime’s heavy ass this far.

5. DAMN Drogon is looking badass up there on that rock.

6. Daenerys: “Bend the knee.”

Army: “Nah.”

Drogon: “RAAAAAWWWRRR.”

Army: “I meant yes, hell yeah team Dany woo let’s do this.”

7. “I’m not beheading anyone.” OH SHIT THEY’RE GONNA BE DINNER.

8. Or just ashes. Fried Tarly nuggets.

9. I love how Cersei and Jaime obliquely acknowledge how much of a shit Joffrey was. “If you were Olenna, who would you rather have had Margaery marry? Joffrey or Tommen?”

10. Oh crap Drogon smells Targaryen on Jon!

11. Dany’s smart, calling back to that dagger thing.

12. “Hey, remember when you said you got stabbed? That seemed important. Let’s circle back on that.”

13. Jorah’s back!

14. Oh and he is JEALOUS of Jon right now.

15. Damn, the Night King is still terrifying.

16. Old dusty white men sitting around a table deciding things. Looks familiar.

17. This “I’m not the one doing it” speech is hitting home too. A depressingly timely speech.

18. Oh god almighty, Tyrion, this is a terrible idea.

19. “Bring the dead to her.” HOW?

20. Nope. Bad idea.

21. ALL OF OUR FAVORITE PEOPLE ARE GOING, THIS IS TERRIBLE.

22. Between Jon and Jorah going north and Tyrion and Davos going to King’s Landing, SOMEONE we love is going to die.

23. Uh, whoa, Arya, chill. You just got home and you’re dragging up the past?

24. Lotta accusations coming from a girl who assassinates people left and right.

25. Awwww, Bronn set up the meeting!

26. Oh. My. God. Wait.

27. Flea Bottom…blacksmiths…

28. This whole time we were wondering where he rowed off to, and he was right in fucking King’s Landing.

29. Of course nobody recognized him, he’s got a buzz cut now.

30. Oh fuck yeah, I’m ready to see Gendry fight with a big-ass hammer.

31. I love that we’re seeing Davos work his smuggler magic.

32. GENDRY. HAMMER TIME.

33. “He’ll do.” Fuck yeah he will.

34. Oh dammit Cersei’s pregnant.

35. Well, let’s hope this one’s not a complete sociopath.

36. Oh my god, Arya and Gendry are gonna reunite. Oh my god.

37. DREAM TEAM GETTIN’ TOGETHER.

38. Y’all I’m really proud of Gilly and her reading progress.

39. SAM SHUT UP SHE WAS ABOUT TO REVEAL JON’S PARENTAGE.

40. Well, that’s the of that then. Hope Sam stole some good books.

41. Counting down the minutes until Arya just murders Littlefinger.

42. Aha, he’s trying to cover his tracks and get rid of the message that incriminates him in the whole damn thing.

43. That, or he’s trying to burn one of his sexts to Catelyn.

44. OH NO.

45. OK, that was a good move, Littlefinger.

46. Tormund’s on fire tonight.

47. OH SHIT THE HOUND IS HERE ALREADY.

48. Oh my god. So Jon, Jorah, Gendry, Tormund, and the Hound? That’s a hell of a raid team.

49. DREAM TEAM.

50. DREAM TEAM.

51. Wait, this means that even MORE of our favorite people are going on this horribly dangerous mission.

52. Shit.

Justin Bieber Messaged A Gym About A Woman And People Are Shook

Gober said she didn’t know what to think and immediately called her mum and boyfriend.

“My boyfriend and family basically think the same thing I do, that it is very random and shocking. The fact that it has gone viral is not anything we would have ever expected! Everyone was definitely surprised that a celebrity reached out asking who I was,” she said.

She said she was a fan of Bieber when she was younger, but hasn’t followed him in the last few years.

People Who Were Really Emo In High School Have Seen 23/30 Of These Movies

People Who Were Really Emo In High School Have Seen 23/30 Of These Movies

You were NOT emo, but maybe you enjoy a ~deep~ or ~sad~ movie every once in a while. Either way, you should definitely check out more of these!

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You were straddling the emo line, but not a full-fledged wristband rocker. Still, if you enjoyed the movies you DID see, you should defs make sure to catch whichever ones you haven’t! They’ll make you ~feel~ things.

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You were DEFINITELY a part of the emo scene and loved everything about it, but maybe you got a little more caught up in the music, rather than the awesome movies of the subculture. Get on the ones you missed, there are some great ones!

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You were (and probably still are) EMO AS FUCK. You can quote all of these films and probably had a few of their posters in your room as a teen (or still do as an adult… no judgement, I do too). If you don’t identify with being emo but got this result, you got some soul-searching to do… or, you know, maybe you just really like ~emo~ movies. Either way, keep doing you, Boo.

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Here's The Story Behind Those Daily Post-It Note Messages Supporting Taylor Swift At Her Trial

Carly Chapple was at her desk early Tuesday when she looked out the second-story window and saw a group of Taylor Swift fans lining up outside the federal courthouse in Denver.

It was the first day of testimony for the case in which Swift says DJ David Mueller groped her butt at a meet-and-greet in 2013 — an allegation Mueller says is false and ruined his career.

Inspired and excited by the commotion across the street, Chapple, who works for the website Craftsy, got to work doing what she knows best — crafting.

“I was here working really early and thought it might be fun to put a sign or something up on the window,” she said. “And I had some Post-its, so I just kind of went with it.”

“FreeTay” was her first creation.

When her co-workers arrived, they endorsed the idea of supporting Swift and encouraged Chapple to keep it going. The messages have since become a daily fixture of the trial as fans line up each morning for a seat inside the courtroom.

Chapple and her co-workers now meet every day to plan their next Post-it message as Swift fans and non-fans alike rally behind the pop star and her message of taking a stand against assault.

“We are just a group of creative women just supporting another creative woman,” Chapple said. “We do love her music, but we are really doing it to support her as a woman and as a creative person.”

Mueller had been suing for up to $3 million, but he was dealt a major setback Friday when a judge threw out his claim against the singer.

Swift, meanwhile, is asking for $1 for her sexual assault claim in what her attorney said is a symbolic gesture to show other women “you can always say no.”

Outside the courtroom on Tuesday, with the “FreeTay” message on full display, 17-year-old Dani Kuta told BuzzFeed News that Swift’s stand in court was more than just about one alleged groping incident.

“Women get sexually assaulted every single day and this is a big deal, it’s common, and the fact that she can fight it with her fame, then I think anyone can,” she said.

On Wednesday, the Post-it message on Craftsy’s second-story window spelled out “Haters r gonna Hate.” On Thursday, “I Knew You Were Trouble.” And on Friday, the employees posted “Fearless” — all of them drawing inspiration from Swift’s library.

Craftsy is keeping mum on what they plan for Monday, when closing arguments in the case are expected to begin. But the employees said they hope the messages contribute to a sense of support and inspiration for Swift.

“We think they are a really strong and powerful messages to send support to her,” Chapple said.

Yeah, We're Still Doing This: Which Kardashian/Jenner Woman Had The Best Week?

What she’s been up to this week: Not-Minogue basically had the best week ever. Her show Life of Kylie premiered, she turned 20 and had a fabulous, star-studded birthday party, her Lip Kit business is on track to be worth a billion dollars (yes, BILLION) within a few years, and she just shared the iconic story of how she recovered Kim’s $75,000 earring in Bora Bora a few years ago. Name a more iconic week, I’ll wait.