Stephen LaConte

I Ranked The Cast Of “Jersey Shore” By How Much I'd Trust Them With My Baby

Sure, my kid would always have a freshly-ironed t-shirt, a lifetime supply of high-gloss hair gel, and a pretty cool nickname (The Circumstance? The Incident? Or maybe something more traditional, like The Situation Jr.?). Despite all this, I still have to put Mike at the bottom of this list. He has a big heart and can be surprisingly paternal (just look at how he holds that puppy!!!) but I would not relinquish my child to him.

Trustworthy rating: 0/5 pacifiers