Shyla Watson

96 Thoughts I Had About Last Night's “Riverdale,” And Half Of Them Are “WTF Ethel????”

25. I lied before. They’re the only couple I care about!!!

26. I will go down with this ship.

27. “My boyfriend.” Girl. Ethel. The jig is up.

28. Wait, it’s called The Farm? That’s not just, like, a location?

29. “Sorry, Betty. You’ll never be worthy, no matter how hard you try.” 💀💀💀


31. That’s not even shade. Ethel just straight up threw ice at Betty’s face and I am living!

32. Reggie, what is the purpose of you being shirtless right now?

33. (Not that I’m complaining or anything 😏.)

34. “Wakey, wakey, eggs and bakey.” I honestly can’t right now.

35. This show will be the death of me.

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81 Thoughts I Had While Watching Last Night's Episode Of “Riverdale”

70. I’m really getting sick of him having everyone in his pocket.

71. It’s exhausting. Truly.

72. Now I get why Veronica is exasperated all the time.

73. This riot is fuuuuuuccccckkkkkeeeeedddddddd. So horrible, make it stop.

74. …Archie’s cell number is 302…and this is episode 302…

75. And last week, the jury was being sequestered in room 301…and it was episode 301…

76. Alright, Riverdale. I see you 😏.


78. SO MANY HEART-EYE EMOJIS 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍.

79. Why are all the parents together?