I need 70 cocktails 40 xanax, sex, a spa, a massage, medical marijuana, a bath, an IV, a manicure, a cupcake and a hug
The rules are simple:
1) You are playing the part of Mimi. Roger’s lines are the question, and Mimi’s are the full answer
2) You do not need any punctuation. Writing Mimi’s part just as a string of words until Roger’s next part will be accepted (no need for commas or question marks or periods, in fact it might register as incorrect if you use punctuation in the wrong place)
3) Caps don’t matter. You can write in all lowercase if you please
4) GOOD LUCK
Birthname: Stellan John Skarsgård
Birthname: Alexander Johan Hjalmar Skarsgård
Sibling rank: Oldest sibling
Birthname: Gustaf Caspar Orm Skarsgård
Sibling rank: Second oldest
Birthname: Samuel Kristoffer Ymer Skarsgård
Sibling rank: Third oldest
Occupation: He’s a Doctor!
Birthname: Bill Istvan Günter Skarsgård
Sibling rank: Kinda the middle child
Birthname: Eija Skarsgård (middle name/names unknown)
Sibling rank: Second youngest
Occupation: Unknown, but could be a model
Birthname: Valter Skarsgård (maybe they gave up on all the middle names as they had more kids?)
Sibling rank: Baby of the fam
Height: UNKNOWN, but prob tall.
Here’s the list!
Mirror selfies are so fun to take, especially when you have a great outfit on. Below are seven tricks to spice your pictures up.
1. A tight crop keeps things interesting and a little mysterious.
2. Look into your phone instead of the mirror.
3. Popping one leg out will make you appear taller—and a pair of amazing shoes doesn’t hurt.
4. If the frame is pretty, fit it into the pic!
5. Grab a friend! It’s even better when you’re both taking pictures at the same time.
6. If it’s all about the outfit and your head isn’t showing, keep your phone at chest height and point it down for the perfect angle.
7. Sneak yourself into the photo. A mirror selfie doesn’t always have to be obviously all you. It’s fun if your followers have to find you in the frame!
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If you’re not obsessed with Haim yet, then the fact is, you’re on the wrong side of history. The three sisters from The Valley, Este Haim, Danielle Haim, and Alana Haim, just released their second studio album Something To Tell You, and it will make you feel all types of ways. Not only do they kill it on pretty much every musical instrument, but it turns out they are damn good at Jenga too. They stopped by BuzzFeed to play Truth or Dare Jenga and after a game that no one was sure would ever end, this is what we learned.
Danielle: We rehearsed from two to six in the morning—Sunday AM, Sunday morning. The street wasn’t completely blocked off.
Alana: There was just a little puzzle piece blocked off.
Danielle: Yes, a puzzle piece of Ventura boulevard. And then from six to eight in the morning it was completely shut down, this little two-block radius. We did 15 takes, because it’s all one shot. Shout out to Jake Schreier—
Este: No movie magic there!
Alana: And then, the one that we actually did, you can see it in the video.
Este: It says the time on the bank.
Danielle: And you can see the temperature. Which I think was 59 degrees.
Danielle: How did you know?
Este: I’m so glad I didn’t get this question.
Danielle: I think it would have to be that Levi’s gotta go. I love this [jacket].
Alana: [Posing Este] HAIM a little tea pot!!! There we go. And then tip the tea.
Este: Actually, Danielle, can you put your face in the teapot hole? DONE. BOOSH.
Danielle: Este, for our new video “Want You Back,” definitely came up with this move [see GIF above].
Este: Danielle, you were the one who was like, we need to break free at the end!
Alana: And I did…nothing.
Este: That’s not true!
Alana: I forgot the dance.
Este: We all had our moments.
Alana: I’m going to be truthful, because this is truth or dare. I’m not a choreographer, I leave it up to these two. We had some help, cause we also need someone to bounce ideas off of. Francis and the Lights helped us—we love you Francis. And our friend Ian helped us. It was a collab, if you will.
Este Haim, you are my oldest sister (Accurate)
And when I need help, I come to you, for boy advice! (Of course you do!)
Este Haim, what would I do, I don’t know, it’s really true,
Cause you’re the best, the best in the west. And I loveee you, hey hey.
Este: Well, first of all: Niecy Nash—love of my life, fire of my loins.
Danielle: Heart eyes emoji.
Este: Randomly, in Studio City, there was a yard sale, and we have been known to frequent many a yard sale. [I] did not know I was going to a Clean House yard sale and walked up, saw the cameras, and said there’s no way. No way.
Danielle: Also, we loved that show.
Alana: The fact that they came to the Valley—818 was so happy, let me tell you.
Este: I was just like, yes please. Where do I go? Just point me in the direction of the beauteous Niecy Nash. And literally it came true. If my memory serves me right, I was wearing a bouffant in the front?
Danielle: Let’s be realistic, it was a mullet.
Alana: That’s ok, I was wearing a headband and braces. I still have those Barbie cards by the way. Look it up. I still have them to this day, in a Crayola box.
Este: The lesson to be learned is, if you have a yard sale, we will come.
And the motorcycle?
Este: Sore subject.
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Wow — something of a frustrating thing to have to address online, but here we go,” she wrote. “Taylor is a dear friend. I love her very much. In the interview in question I had just been talking about Bowie and Patti Smith ― those were the ‘idols’ I was referring to that I was saying I’m not friends with, not Taylor!
“I’ve always found people’s perception of this ‘squad’ idea frustrating in the past; it was never some exclusive club or secret society, but a wide circle of people, some of whom I know, and some who I’ve never met, like most wide groups of friends. Forgive me for the mild eyeroll I popped when it was brought up as if we’re all blood members of a secret cult,” she continued.
“Really shitty to wake up to headlines about whether or not you’ve jumped ship on someone you deeply respect and ride for. I want to say one more time that Taylor has been there for me in all my dark and light moments these past 5 years. All of them. I fucked up an interview question. Now go sip a beverage and head out on a walk.