“Those tight pants and, uh, obvious features. I loved the way that he pursued Sarah to keep her as always, and that awakened all sorts of fantasies of being the Goblin Queen. David Bowie made me love villains, and these days, my favorite characters are almost always the villains.”—auriellis
“The scene that got me the most is when the troll, who must kidnap children to keep himself alive, sneaks into a girls room, and as she rolls over onto her side in her bed, THERE’S THE FUCKING TROLL. I have slept on my back from that day forward (20-something years later), and to this day I am still nervous to sleep on my side.” —angelav45d8cf1a3
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You’ve got a flair for the dramatic, so why not step into this historic art house that has been inspiring poets and painters for centuries. Once you step foot into the vintage bathroom you’ll never want to leave, but if you do make it out you’ll find wine bars just 50 meters away.
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Kimmel began by joking that he would rather have Cersei Lannister leading the country before continuing the bit and calling Trump “completely unhinged.” Kimmel aired snippets of Trump’s press conference before offering his take on the situation, saying:
“England has a queen. She lives in a palace, everyone makes a big deal when she shows up, she has no power at all. In the morning, they put a crown on her head, she stands there and waves, she goes back to bed — that’s it. If the queen were to walk out on the balcony and open her shirt, nothing over there would change. The queen could be completely bonkers — it would make no difference at all. She’d still be queen, it would still be fine. That’s what we need to do with Donald Trump. We need to set him up in a castle, maybe in Florida, lead him to the top, and then lock the door to that castle — forever.”