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21 Reasons You Should Never Visit Colombia

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1.

Some people think Colombia is beautiful.


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Location: Cartagena

2.

I have no idea what they’re talking about.


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Location: Tayrona Park

3.

Their churches? Mediocre.


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Location: Sanctuary Las Lajas

4.

Their UNDERGROUND churches? Even more mediocre.


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Location: Catedral de Sal in Zipaquirá

5.

The graffiti looks like a 5th grader drew it.


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Location: Medellín

6.

I mean, I could definitely do this with my eyes closed.


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Location: Comuna 13 in Medellín

7.

Their waterfalls? Overrated.


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Location: Tequendama Falls near Bogota, Colombia

8.

Their beaches? Who cares?


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Location: Rosario Islands (Islas del Rosario) in Cartagena de Indias, Colombia

9.

Don’t even get me started on their colorful rivers.


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Location: Caño Cristales in Serrania de la Macarena

10.

The El Peñón rock isn’t even that impressive.


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Location: Guatapé

11.

And the view from the top is nothing special.


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Location: Guatapé

12.

The town of Guatapé is kind of colorful, but not really.


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Location: Guatapé

13.

Who even enjoys color?


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Location: Guatapé

14.

Jericó isn’t charming in the least.


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Location: Jericó

15.

And the view of the town from the top of the hill is just OK.


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Location: Jericó

16.

Who cares if Colombia is known for the “best” coffee in the world?


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Location: Hija Mija in Medellín

17.

And what is so appetizing about arepas con queso?


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Location: Colombia

18.

Jardín? Meh.


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Location: Jardín

19.

The Lost City? Not interesting at all.


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Location: Ciudad Perdida (Lost City), Sierra Nevada

20.

Bogotá is just another episode of Narcos.


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Location: Bogotá

21.

And so is Medellín.


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Location: Medellín

Why would you ever visit Colombia?


Arielle Calderon

Arielle Calderon is a writer temporarily based in Latin America participating in Remote Year. If you have any tips on cool places, events, or things to eat in Mexico City, email her at arielle.calderon@buzzfeed.com or DM her on Instagram.

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